Matthew McConaughey lives in Fayetteville NC and was abducted by UFOs

The Mutual UFO Network, or MUFON, is an awesome group.  They investigate UFOs all over the country.  If you get a call from MUFON, boy you're on the map.  And folks I mean for real, you're getting a visit from experts.

Chris Bledsoe was the focus of a MUFON investigation in like 2007 I think.  The guy lives in Fayetteville NC that was like 45 miles or something from where I went to college my freshman year.  It was a Baptist college and I'm pretty much non-religious.  So, me and the other sinners became great spades players during that time.  It also had separate male and female campuses, and was a dry campus and county - that means no alcohol.

ANYWAYS - Fayetteville was not far away and was known as "Fayettenam" - Like Vietnam with Fayetteville mixed in.  Clever stuff.

This guy, Chris Bledsoe saw some UFOs with some friends, he left, he was abducted after running into an alien in his backyard.

So, the whole story is quite funny and after a polygraph test, Chris failed and his response was hilarious.  BUT... the humor in this whole thing... and truly the point of this long post is that this guy sounds fucking JUST LIKE Matthew McConaughey.  I'm talking just like him.  Close your eyes and there he is Matthew McConaughey.  Talking bird dogs barking at UFOs.

Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6LeJQ87O8U

And what you might be saying to yourself is... "this is funny, but good god, Reggie watches some stupid shit."

This is fact.

Fun Times.

This is my first blog post.  Very first.

I'm a writer - meaning that I enjoy writing and from time to time I get focused enough to actually write something.  "Writer" from time to time is used loosely.

I am HORRIBLE with comma usage.  I ask that you excuse this.  Horrible.  Truly, truly horrible.

This blog may be about lots of things.  I am completely random.  I mean COMPLETELY random.  Some of this I blame on Tourette's (the non-barking kind) and ADHD that has hitched a ride to it.  I like to say that I can cuss you out and you can't do a damn thing about it.

Anyways, Tourette's is my excuse for being random.  Being more truthful it is probably an excuse to write about all this stuff.

I enjoy lots of things.  I LOVE conspiracy theories.  I believe next to none of them, but I am completely, 100% fascinated by what humans can convince themselves of.  When I say I love these theories, I'm saying I am all over anything that is aliens, bigfoot, dinosaurs still living, hollow earth... ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORY.

Some of this blog will be debunking nonsense.  Others will be straight up and down making fun of it, people, their shows, what they do.

I really, really worry that I'll offend some folks.  Well, I don't exactly worry, but I like to think think that I worry.  I love stereotypes.  LOVE THEM.  I mean, I think they are fascinating and STUPID FUNNY.

OK.  You've been warned.

--Reggie.