Matthew McConaughey lives in Fayetteville NC and was abducted by UFOs

The Mutual UFO Network, or MUFON, is an awesome group.  They investigate UFOs all over the country.  If you get a call from MUFON, boy you're on the map.  And folks I mean for real, you're getting a visit from experts.

Chris Bledsoe was the focus of a MUFON investigation in like 2007 I think.  The guy lives in Fayetteville NC that was like 45 miles or something from where I went to college my freshman year.  It was a Baptist college and I'm pretty much non-religious.  So, me and the other sinners became great spades players during that time.  It also had separate male and female campuses, and was a dry campus and county - that means no alcohol.

ANYWAYS - Fayetteville was not far away and was known as "Fayettenam" - Like Vietnam with Fayetteville mixed in.  Clever stuff.

This guy, Chris Bledsoe saw some UFOs with some friends, he left, he was abducted after running into an alien in his backyard.

So, the whole story is quite funny and after a polygraph test, Chris failed and his response was hilarious.  BUT... the humor in this whole thing... and truly the point of this long post is that this guy sounds fucking JUST LIKE Matthew McConaughey.  I'm talking just like him.  Close your eyes and there he is Matthew McConaughey.  Talking bird dogs barking at UFOs.

Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6LeJQ87O8U

And what you might be saying to yourself is... "this is funny, but good god, Reggie watches some stupid shit."

This is fact.

Fun Times.